TIMxCASSIE OUT OF %&@$ING NOWHERE!
There, there my little crack!ship…
*pats on head*
DC Comics: One Year Later
- Tim: “Everyone I love is DEAD!”
- Cassie: “Everyone I love is dead, TOO!”
- Tim&Cassie: “Let’s make out!”
- Fans: “Uh, awkward…”
- Me: “So wrong, but I can’t look away… MWAHAHAHA”
DC Comics: The New 52
- Tim: “You’re a delinquent, a tomb raider, and a total klepto.”
- Cassie: “You’re a paranoid, secretive control freak.”
- Tim&Cassie: “So… Wanna make out?”
- Fans: “OK, …but why, Lobdell, why?!?!”
- Me: “I don’t know what’s happening, but I can’t look away… MWAHAHAHA”
Cartoon Network: Young Justice Invasion
- Tim: “Hey, Cassie, I just realized: we’ve hardly even talked to each other at all, like, this entire season…”
- Cassie: “Tim, you do know we literally have only five minutes left before this show is cancelled forever, right?”
- Tim&Cassie: “So, wanna make out off screen and reveal ourselves as a couple just before the show ends?”
- Fans: “But…What…Huh?”
- Me: “MWAHAHAHA… CANON FOREVER! NO DO OVERS!”
- Mal Duncan: "At least the big, alien Death Moon notices when I'm around!"
- Karen Beecher: "Was that a slam on me? ...in the middle of a mission?!"
- Mal Duncan: "Woman, when are you NOT in the middle of a mission?!"